Antybiotyk dzwoni :)

 

Zachorowałam i to tak niewygodnie, że od tygodnia nie mam głosu. To, co mi po nim zostało, przypomina skrzypienie zardzewiałych zawiasów skrzyżowane ze skrzeczeniem jednej z moich ogrodowych ropuszek. Oczywiście, w pakiecie z dewastacją głosu, otrzymałam również zimne dreszcze, gorączkę, katar oraz uczucie tzw. ”potłuczonego szkła” w głowie. Ten ostatni symptom chorobowy może być dla wielu obcym określeniem, dlatego wyjaśniam, że chodzi tu o paskudny ból głowy w okolicy oczodołów.

Z uwagi na wyżej wspomniane choróbsko, moja mama, gorąca wielbicielka swojej lekarki z miejscowego ośrodka zdrowia, osoba oddająca hołd antybiotykom, dzień w dzień uprawia specyficzny, rodzicielski „nadzór”. Podstępna „zaraza” (mam na myśli przeziębienie, oczywiście) wtrąca się w działanie każdego z moich zmysłów, dźwięk dzwonka telefonu brzmi więc dla mnie ostatnio trochę ”inaczej’. Wygląda to mniej więcej tak:

Giń, giń, giń, giiń, giiiń!!

Mija trochę czasu, zanim kojarzę ten dziwny ( i trochę jednak przerażający) dźwięk z moim telefonem.

Yhm???

– I jak tam się dzisiaj czujesz, Marzenko, lepiej?

– Nieeee.

Następuje chwila ciszy.

No widzisz! A nie mówiłam?! Pójdziesz ty w końcu do lekarza, czy nie?! No chyba pójdziesz, co? Idź do lekarza. Mówiłam Ci od razu – idź do lekarza! Tylko antybiotyk może ci pomóc. Antybiotyk wszystko załatwi.

Ale..

– Nie ma żadnego „ale”! Musisz wziąć antybiotyk. Gdybym ja nie brała antybiotyków, dawno bym już pewnie w grobie leżała.

– Ale…

– Nie? Nie pójdziesz? Pewnie, udawaj bohaterkę! Pfi!

Przez kilkanaście sekund wysłuchuję gniewnych sapnięć.

Zmądrzej i idź w końcu do lekarza! Dostaniesz leki i od razu wyzdrowiejesz. Antybiotyk! Bo zobaczysz, jeszcze z tego będzie jakieś nieszczęście.

Doszło do tego, że gdy Mężczyzna widzi na ekranie telefonu wyświetlający się numer mamy, podaje mi go, mówiąc:

Antybiotyk dzwoni.

Oczywiście, „antybiotyk” po pierwszej rozmowie, właściwie burzliwym monologu, odzywa się do mnie ponownie za jakąś godzinę. Wtedy obiera inną strategię. Zagaduje mnie takim spokojnym, słodkim, sugestywnym tonem głosu:

To co, Marzenko? To ja teraz bym zadzwoniła i cię zarejestrowała do …(tu pada imię ukochanej przez moją rodzicielkę lekarki)? Dobrze? I już dzisiaj weźmiesz jeden, maleńki, cudowny antybiotyk…

 

Już bardzo długo jestem dorosłą, w pełni samodzielną, dojrzałą kobietą. Mimo to, czasami dobrze zostać potraktowanym, jak małe dziecko. Nawet jeżeli pojawia się wtedy pewne uczucie (a właściwie jedno z jego wariacji) tak dobrze znane z czasów dojrzewania – czyli irytacja „dorosłego” dziecka wobec „nadopiekuńczego” rodzica. W tym, wyjątkowym, przypadku to bardzo odmładzająca emocja 🙂

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